CoffeeMaker's Root Beer Float

So here's how the conversation went last night. CoffeeMaker: What's for dessert? Me: Nothing. I didn't make dessert. CoffeeMaker: Why don't you make me a root beet float? Me: Why don't you make me a root beer float?! CoffeeMaker: Good idea. You never make it as well as I do. Perhaps I should be the food blogger in this house. Alright CoffeeMaker, time to put your money where your mouth