Lazy Dad's Fruit Plate

Quickly arrange (dump) fruit onto a fancy platter (plate) of your wife’s your choosing. Watch others marvel (stare in disbelief and disappointment) at your efficiency (laziness) and fatherly culinary creativity. Optional: Rinsing fruit and remove the stickers. Keep in mind this adds considerably to the prep time and is not always recommended. This quick and easy favorite is perfect for sunny afternoons (commercials during sporting events ) and social gatherings. The out of season option adds flexibility during the winter months (sets the bar low for dads everywhere).